Clubbing holidays 2012 don’t get hotter than this, and we’re not talking about scorching summer temps. Since those Inbetweener boys hit the Malia shores on our cinema screens last summer, it has become the only place to spend your party stint abroad.
If geography isn’t your strongest point, let’s bring you up to speed. On the north coast of Crete, Malia lies waiting for you and your mates to explode onto its clubbing scene. Not to get all Judith Chalmers on you, but this info is important – Crete is the largest and most southern of the Greek Islands which can only mean one thing, absolutely blinding heats guaranteed.
While you’re going to be pretty satisfied basking in the mid-30 degree C sunshine on Malia’s Blue Flag Potamos Beach, be sure to schedule in some time for crazy watersports. There are also four waterparks close by including the popular Acqua Plus, near to Hersonissos.
The total amount of bars and clubs on The Strip is similar to the number of notches on Tiger Wood’s bedpost. If you’re visiting anytime during peak season (from June until September), cool down in the evening air and check out the outdoor Banana Club which blasts out the very best of RnB, pop and dance hits into the early hours.
Text your mates and set a date, why bother looking any further? Nowhere else will beat it, Malia is your second home for sick sessions – in the ever-wise words of Jay, ‘Why go out for hamburgers, when you can have steak at home?’